Shakespeare and Tights

[mop_cat]

Word Count: 141
Pairing/characters: Teddy and James.
Warning: Boys wearing tights!
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter, NOR the Shakespeare quotes..... A girl can dream though.
Prompt: Quirks -100quills
A/N: Quite honestly just a little bit of madness thought up in maths.

Teddy dropped his book. ‘James what are you wearing?’

 ‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer’s lease hath all to short a date.’

 ‘James is that Shakespeare?’ Teddy couldn’t actually believe his eyes. James had finally taken it to the next level.

 He was wearing tights.

 ‘James, are those tights?’

 The smaller boy gestured to himself, ‘A dish fit for the gods!’ He grinned.

 Teddy didn’t even bother concealing his smile. ‘Who’s tights are they? Lily or Rose?’

 ‘They’re Scorpius’ actually, but love is blind, and lovers cannot see.’

 Teddy actually felt his jaw drop.

 ‘They’re Scorpius? You – James Sirius Potter – fit into Scorpius’ tights?’

 'Ah Teddy. The common curse of mankind, - folly and ignorance.’

 ‘You’re the one wearing tights!’